some people are just born criminals

melissa | 18 | student | california
hello there. i have a passion for film, television, and foood.
interests include: inglourious basterds, parks and recreation, breaking bad, the office, downton abbey, game of thrones, misfits, sherlock, the pacific, band of brothers, it's always sunny in philadelphia, the muppets, new girl SNL, freaks & geeks, lord of the rings, merlin, quentin tarantino, melanie laurent, carey mulligan, conan o'brien, & conan o'brien's hair.
my edits: 1 2
(warning: these are not quality.)

superheroesandsuperhusbands | jonsnowknows

#WHAT IS THIS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING 90S BOYBAND BULLSHIT

Assembly Required, the debut album from pop sensation *STKS! Featuring the smash #1 hit Avengin’ Ur Luv and the follow-up single Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can!

1. Avengin’ Ur Luv
2. Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can
3. Keep On Moving (Coz Love Is A Battlefield)
4. My Heart Is Hammerin’ For U
5. Hulking On The Dance Floor
6. Shwarma’s And A Movie
7. Cupid & Hawkeye (Got Me Falling For U)
8. Eyepatched Love feat. Nick Fury
9. Collecting Vintage Playing Cards Of U feat. Agent Coulson
10. I’ll Shield U From Anything

(via ellarias)

alice-unchained

my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.” 

(via keanucanact)

(via ellarias)

so this is what the volume knob's for: imagine if peeta’s dad was a butcher not a bakerhis name could be... ›

imagine if peeta’s dad was a butcher not a baker

his name could be meeta

if peeta’s dad sold vegetables

his name could be beeta

if peeta’s dad owned a zoo

his name could be cheeta

if peeta’s dad was on a welcoming committee

his name could be greeta

if peeta’s dad…

-johnnybravo

OMG

(via jabba-the-gut)

kermitthefrrog

So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.

I sent her this gif on accident.

(via likeadoll)